Office by Alex Penny
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
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IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
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Bringing this back.
*alarm clock rings*
Woke up:
Fell out of bed:
Dragged a comb across my head:
Found my way downstairs:
And drank a cup:
And looking up:
I noticed I was late:
(Ha ha ha)
Found my coat:
And grabbed my hat:
Made the bus in seconds flat:
Found my way upstairs:
And had a smoke:
And somebody spoke:
And I went into a dream:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So cute.<3this is brilliant.
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do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
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she is so beautiful!
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Monkeys smiling
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